Introduction

If you are a medical transcriptionist, you love words! Here is a “just for fun” reading to brighten your day. If you are looking to increase your skills and education, let us know here at ProfitMT; we specialize in high quality medical transcription education.


  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  • The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

  • A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

  • Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

  • We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

  • The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

  • The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

  • The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

  • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

  • A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

  • The optometrist fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like an orange.

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